Burger

Description:
All Burger really is a human-sized hamburger with arms and legs. He occasionally wears boots, along with brass-knucks, but nothing else.

Backstory:
Born in Burgerland, he trained under various masters of Burg-Fu. He learned the hand signals, which gave him his mystic power to perform the Burger Art. In this mode, he can do almost anything. The only real way to defeat Burger is to leave him be. Simple as that.

Personality:
Despite his appearance, Burger is in fact a very sociable person. Simply go up and talk to him, and you'll feel right at home. Just watch out for his Uncle Lenny.